"Hmm says here that Hollywood is short on ideas and movies based on
comic books are big money...
this gives me an idea..."
"Superman is Returning!"
And this is who they've casted as Super. He looks kind of like a momma's boy
here, I hope he delivers in the movie
And who's this hottie? It's Kate Bosworth with brown hair... we need
more shots of her in low cut blouses.
Super taking advantage of his X-ray vision skills
On set....
Kevin Spacey: "Hold on, I thought I was gonna be playing Superman"
Director: "No, you are playing Lex Luthor... and by the way, I need
you to shave your head."
Kevin Spacey: "My price just went up 2 million."
"I'm not happy... but I'll live"
Director: (Thinking to himself) "Mr. Rodgers' train, eat your
heart out"
Kevin Spacey: "So we're duplicating the whole helicopter scene from Superman
1?"
Director: "Yes."
Kevin Spacey: "Cool with me..."
Lex cracks open some People Management textbooks after he finds it
hard to delegate tasks to slacker Henchman
The extras wonder in anticipation what the movie caterer's special is today
Kevin Spacey: "I think the Lex Luther I play should have a Kryptonite
pen."
Director: "I like it!"